DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
Just because I’m on a different path doesn’t mean I’m lost.
gods for the modern age: baron samedi
laugh in the face of death. treat life like a carnival—chase girls, smoke cigars, drink yourself blind, and never pass up the chance for a dirty joke. keep the dead in the ground and the dying from harm’s reach. save lives, lift curses, hand out favours and come back to collect—and smile, smile as you dig the graves of those who wrong you.
"He brings out the worst in us so that we can learn from it"
no u r just being a huge asshole no gods involved lol
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
Anonymous said: Hi K! Long time follower+fan of y'all but no tumbler account srry! I ordered two copies of Smut Peddler 2014 earlier this year and I'm just SO EXCITED for them I CAN'T WAIT. Could you tell me what kind of (er sexy) things y'alls story has in it? TIA!
Thank you! And definitely!
It includes a little bit of everything, from light bondage and gentle biting, to using my whip, a shower head, a couple of toys (one being my strap-on) and lots of graphic shots of oral sex — both with and without my strap-on, plus proper condom usage and some anal play. The one thing it does not contain is kissing on the mouth.
That was just too private.
I hope you enjoy both of your books immensely, we certainly enjoyed the ‘research’ for them!